As we come closer to Christmas the remarks become more, eh, “interesting.”
- The first thing that the priest said on the phone was, “Help! The Altar Guild is on my back!"
- A person phoned and inquired about a book title, and the shipping, and the time for delivery to their residence. Then, spoken rather quickly, “Can I call you back in a bit? I’m in the doctor’s waiting room and they are about to call me.”