Thursday, December 19, 2013

The anxiety rises

As we come closer to Christmas the remarks become more, eh, “interesting.”
  1. The first thing that the priest said on the phone was, “Help! The Altar Guild is on my back!"
  2. A person phoned and inquired about a book title, and the shipping, and the time for delivery to their residence. Then, spoken rather quickly, “Can I call you back in a bit? I’m in the doctor’s waiting room and they are about to call me.”

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